“Na wa ooo, for over
a year now, University of Lagos had been in the lime light”
“Yes ooo, the School is just relying on past glory”
“Don’t say that again, past glory bawo?, I totally disagree?
“To identify you Alumnus of the School is very easy. You like
hyping your School. How I wished Fmr. President Jonathan had effected the name
change from Unilag to Maulag, then, you people would have kept mute”
“Shame to the devil, thank God we resisted the decision
taken at a Beer Parlour”
“Hahaha, are you saying the former President do visit beer
parlour, that is a little bit funny”
“It could be funny to you but how on earth will a sitting
President just wake up and change the name of School that is 50 years to honour
a man who has nothing to do with the School”
“But let’s wait ooo, is it not the School that protested as
a result of bed-bug in their hall of residence. Despite you peoples claim that
you finished from School of first Choice”
“We all have access to speech but don’t forget the military
saying which goes thus- I can guarantee your freedom of speech but I may not be
able to guarantee what happens after making the speech”
“Serious palaver, alright but what happened to the girl
who electric wire fell on and died?”
“Things happen, that is just unfortunate that it happens.
Our prayers is that God will help us to stop the hand of evil”
“Ehn, but why did your Unilag refused to admit Students who
merit admission into medicine after passing with the required grade in 100
level?’
“That is not anyone’ fault. Not even the senate of the University.
The medical board had given a quota for admission and you won’t expect the
school to over-admit and risk dis-accreditation”
“But now that the Court has ruled that the University maintain
status quo pending the rule and determination by the competent court of
Jurisdiction, what will the School now do?”
“Story for the god”
“Let me congratulate your School for the record breaking
achievement of the boy who made 5.00CGPA, Ayodele Dada. I heard the House of
representative hosted him since they have nothing to do on the floor of the
house than to share money to each federal Constituency”
“Thank you for congratulating me. The boy has done all
Akokites proud but we need to appreciate the House of Representatives since
other tiers of Government ignored the outstanding feat of the boy including the
Governor of his State, Buroda Ayodele Fayose who has no other business than
smiting President Muhammadu Buhari”
“But wait oo, why did a Student of your Alma mater drink
Sniper, Eniola Jacob, a 300
level Students of Microbiology, is he fighting with the record breaker
ni or what do you actually think is
responsible?”
“That I don’t know, conflicting reports”
“But why do you think the parents of the boy decided to take
laws into their hands by detaining the four Students from their Childs
fellowship that came to commiserate with them on their son’s death”
“It will serve as deterrent to Students when their Parent sends
them to School, they should face their Studies. They have no business going
about the town greeting people up and down. If such is needed, the Dean of
Students Affairs office will push for that”
“Can you remind me that your slogan again?”
“Unilag…School of first Choice, the nation’s pride”
Sent from Felixdreal@yahoo.com
Tosin Adesile teaches
Mass Communication at the School of Part Time Studies and Diploma of the
Moshood Abiola Polytechnic, Abeokuta,
Ogun State, An Alumnus of the University of Lagos
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